these guys don't even listen to drake
do you even listen to drake

onision is so stupid im actually crying


Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth



Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

Harry with a fan in LA - 28.07.2014 (x)

Harry with a fan in LA - 28.07.2014 (x)

[photos cut for length; view in the link - debigotizer]



Now that’s what I call justice 

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So 50 Shades of Grey can make a movie that’s basically a porno but we still can’t have gay marriage because it’s “gross and weird”.

the best moment in cinematic history


just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.




There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.


thank you director fury





Look at Niall I’m actually crying



the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy