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these guys don't even listen to drake
do you even listen to drake

onision is so stupid im actually crying

deerstagram:

Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it


Harry with a fan in LA - 28.07.2014 (x)

Harry with a fan in LA - 28.07.2014 (x)

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debigotizer:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

This Very Bad Post has been read and criticized. You can find my criticism here.

-Sam

qqualle:

So 50 Shades of Grey can make a movie that’s basically a porno but we still can’t have gay marriage because it’s “gross and weird”.

the best moment in cinematic history

sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

lanactrlaltdelrey:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

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badwid:

Look at Niall I’m actually crying

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islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy