this kid next to me keeps on sniffling and it sounds so gross I want to tell him to stop it but that’s weird
shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
Jelly beans. Those are Jelly Beans.
*Mike and Ikes
no theyre depresstion pills
When the squad lookin fresh
when you’re walking towards the air conditioner to turn it off and you just
*white person on anon voice* so how can you say that white people can’t experience racism if i was beaten to death every day in school by my black classmates for being the ONLY white person at my school? and before you ask, YES i am black…
always confuse charlie sheen with simon cowell
chr*stofer dr*w is such a pretentious dickbag