WHERE IS THE ROLLERCOASTER

(Source: bienenkiste)

this kid next to me keeps on sniffling and it sounds so gross I want to tell him to stop it but that’s weird

pantyslime:

shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework

things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(Source: classwarfairy)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

spankmehardbarry:

darkknightswatch:

Jelly beans. Those are Jelly Beans.

*Mike and Ikes

no theyre depresstion pills

cubantrash:

today me and my friend vandalized school property ( sugardaddyzayn )

samegig:

When the squad lookin fresh

madboner:

when you’re walking towards the air conditioner to turn it off and you just

image

(Source: breakingbag)

bruh my phone is always in my damn hand if u think im ignoring you i am

(Source: beyoncebeytwice)

grinderman2:

*white person on anon voice* so how can you say that white people can’t experience racism if i was beaten to death every day in school by my black classmates for being the ONLY white person at my school? and before you ask, YES i am black…

attention all cute girls………………….hello

(Source: agustd)

always confuse charlie sheen with simon cowell

chr*stofer dr*w is such a pretentious dickbag