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these guys don't even listen to drake
do you even listen to drake

punkassliam:

IM CRYING

me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what

budpest:

when people say u look hungover and u are

giggleshrug:

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

tuhree:

guys: i know the basics on how to respect women

everyone: okay..

guys: w-wait where are you going aren’t you gunna suck me dry

zultanmalik:

I bet if harry had a tumblr his description would be “Welcome To My Beautiful Twisted Mind”

swallowsndaggers:

Kristian Gonzalez as featured on Swallows&Daggers.

swallowsndaggers:

Kristian Gonzalez as featured on Swallows&Daggers.

how often do you have sex?

Anonymous

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

poppedamalikimsweating:

-cherry flavored shit doesn’t taste like cherries

-grape flavored shit doesn’t taste like grapes

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

gracehelbig:

buzzfeed:

This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 

OH NO

"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

variouscontent:

catbountry:

I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.

and the parents’ associations got mad that the football player is gay…